Haiku Day!!!

Jealousy

I am quite jealous

Of people who can write

Awesome poetry

Pride

Boyne city ramblers

Are forever red and blue

Like the beating heart

Of course you haven’t

Have you seen my dog?

My dog is better than yours

It’s invisible

Selfish

Have you ever thought

That maybe the world isn’t

All about yourself?

Brain waves

One complete cycle

My brain is frequently washed

And no one touched it

Vocabulary

Is hard for me to expand

It sounds impressive

First impression

I hope you like me

Although I am not so sure

That I like myself

Autophobia

I am so normal

That I am afraid of it

That’s fine, it’s normal

What?

Hey look over there

Where do you want me to look?

Over there that duck

Pass

I have given up

There is no way this is art

My poems must be ‘wrong’

Art is

Taking useless things

And making it beautiful

But it’s still useless